They're Gonna Taste Grate

Now, everyone knows about the new Frosties advert with the really annoying kid. You know, the one with the really annoying song in which he crowbars in as many spurious things that rhyme with 'great' as possible. Well, the internet being what it is, many people have had a bit of fun with it, and here are a couple of our favourites. First, the original: Painful. Next, here's a great remix using Aphex Twin's 'Come To Daddy'. Watch out for the bit where a psychedelic Tony the Tiger screams 'Come To Daddy' while tempting you with a bowl of his finest. And here he is cut to Prodigy's "Firestarter". Dunno why this one appeals to me so much, except that the music's pretty sinister while the kid just can't stop being so bloody cheerful. Well, I hope that's made him marginally more palatable. Shame we can't do the same thing with Frosties themselves.