Lines I Want in Films Now Please

In between drinking orange juice out of a milk bottle (boy it always tastes so much better this way) and eating a lentil salad (this never tastes that good), I got thinking about lines I would rather like to have said in films. Maybe you have some suggestions. Anyway, here are a few of mine: "Is it me, or are there like loads of other people in the world?" Yeah, actually, that was the only line I came up with. And no one else around me has other ideas. The milk bottle is now filled with water.