Simon Cowell's Ya Father

Simon Cowell was last night caught in this very humorous photo when his presumed 'bit on the side' [mistress] Jasmine Lennard, left his house in London at half past two in the morning. Cowell's girlfriend was away at the time. I'm not really that concerned about Simon Cowell's love life. I just wanted to use the title, because it works on both levels: the sex level, and also the father level, because Cowell is 46, and Lennard 21. He would have had her (or his real partner would have) when he was twenty five, not 46, as he is now doing. In other news, there is this lovely site with pictures of strange statues across the world.